Insomnia?

Have insomnia?

Try reading a copy of "The Communist Manifesto" by Karl Marx...or "Civil Disobedience" by Henry David Thoreau. You'll be snoring in no time!!

Nearly every time that I sit down to read the "great" philosophical essays that have been assigned, my eyelids become exceedingly heavy. Morning, noon, or night...it makes no difference. I've had to resort to taking No Doz.