Sunday, January 14, 2007

Just In...

!!NEWSFLASH!!

At 10:13 PM, CST, Sharon, of The River Bank, KY, completed her Winter Term class--6 days ahead of the scheduled due date. Ms. Sharon was elated at the completion of the project and celebrated the occasion with a bowl of caramel-coated cornpuffs, a freshly made rice crispy treat, and a bottle of water.

When asked for a statement, she smiled and said, "My heart goes out to the unfortunate souls that have not, as of yet, completed their Winter Term. I wish them well in their endeavors.” Further inquiry as to her future plans received a response of “I can think of 100 different things that I could do with this next week, but for now, I think I'll just sit back, twiddle my thumbs, and think Happy Thoughts."

And having made that statement, Ms. Sharon quietly withdrew to think Happy Thoughts.

1 Comments:

At 1:05 PM, Blogger Sara said...

I'm just envious that you're not in spring semester yet. I am already starting my second week. Of course, I'll be crowing at the end when I'm done and you're still going.

 

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